Archive | May, 2009

Satire: New Lost TV Spin-off Show

29 May

The Onion breaks a fabulous (satirical) story about a new spin-off with a familiar character from the ABC/Disney show Lost:

“Somewhere between the smoke monster’s first appearance on Lost— when it was depicted as a strange unseen force uprooting trees—and that episode in season three where it grabbed Mr. Eko and smashed him against the ground until he was dead, this character became the breakout star of the show,” said Stephen McPherson, president of ABC Entertainment. “And that’s exactly why we’re so excited about Where There’s Smoke. We get to see the monster’s light comedic side in a show about life, love, and good friends having good times.”

Hey Mulan Fans…Check Out No Girls Allowed!

28 May

No Girls Allowed: Tales of Daring Women Dressed as Men for Love, Freedom and Adventure looks like a fabulous graphic novel! And yes, Mu Lan is one of the six historical and mythical women featured.

Have I mentioned lately that I wish Disney would send Mulan out for character greetings in her warrior uniform sometimes, and not always in her more feminine garb?

Hat tip: BoingBoing.

A Nod to Cast Members’ Tact and Discretion

28 May

Theme Park Insider has a nice article about a Cast Member finding a way to ask a most delicate question:

Calm a crying child before he stops the line at load? Also tricky, but a warm smile and kneeling down to a child’s eye level do wonderful things.

Wiping up a “protein spill” after said child finishes that ride? Disgusting, but less so once one discovers that invaluable substance, “Vo-Ban.”

No, this single most difficult thing a theme park employee has to do is…

Ask a women if she is pregnant.

If she says ‘yes,’ hey, not only have you done your job well, but maybe you also just prevented a horrible incident that could have compromised her pregnancy.

But if she says ‘no’… oh my heaven, hell hath no fury than a woman mistaken for a pregnant one.

Just one more reminder of the thankless tasks many Cast Members are up against!

Cosplay at Anime Boston 2009

27 May
Scout Trooper with kitty ears

Hmm, didn't I meet his brother at ConnectiCon last year?

Methinks this is the caterpillar from the book, not the movie. Supercool.

Methinks this is the caterpillar from the book, not the movie. Supercool.

No, I was not expecting to see Darkwing at an anime festival....but I was glad I did.

You never know who you'll run into at these conventions. Like, maybe even Darkwing Duck.

I still haven't played Kingdom Hearts, but I recognize this character for sure.

I still haven't played Kingdom Hearts, but I recognize this character for sure.

How do I love Totoro? Let me count the ways.

How do I love Totoro? Let me count the ways.

Kiki, from another great Miyazaki film: Kiki's Delivery Service.

Kiki, from another great Miyazaki film: Kiki's Delivery Service.

Yours Truly on All About the Mouse Disney Feud

26 May

The Those Darn Cats Disney Feud Team!

Y’all remember that I’m one of the co-producers of the Those Darn Cats podcast, correct? We’ve been putting out the podcast for about a year now, covering topics ranging from Mickey’s sadistic behavior in Steamboat Willie, to the HSM3 Ryan in a kilt doll, to a feminist analysis of Minnie’s Country Home.

Well, this week my co-host Lisa and I, along with my son the Watchamacallit, are featured on the All About the Mouse podcast, as contestents on their Disney Feud competition (direct link to MP3). Check out the show to find out whether we progress along to the next level!

Jentasmic! Around the World in Disney Days

26 May

My Jentasmic! column at StudiosCentral.com this week starts on facebook, and travels around the globe:

The other day, I found myself listing the five things I’d immediately spend tons of cash on if I were to hit the lottery big time. Yes, the charitable foundation and the big house were at the top of my list, along with sending my husband to Mongolia (honest, he’s wanted to go there for decades). And, you guessed it, so was a fabulous vacation to all the Disney Parks around the world. (After all, my spouse will be in Mongolia for a while, and the boy and I need to keep ourselves occupied somehow, right?) I’ve been to nine of the Disney Parks already, only missing Tokyo DisneySea and Hong Kong Disneyland, but I’d love to take a leisurely couple months to visit them all sequentially, and also enjoy some of the surrounding areas.

Head on over to read the rest….

Satire: Hitler Finds Out About EPCoT

21 May

Before you click play….let me please repeat my standard disclaimer that this blog is rated PG-13?

From projectxblog on YouTube, hat tip to my buddy Trace from The Disney Dudes Podcast.

Not for the Disney Purist: Alice in Wonderland, Muppets Remixes

18 May

Both created by waambat, hat tip to BoingBoing.

Another Sign of the Troubled Economy: WDW Passholder Pass-Along Savings Card

12 May

In what might be a strategy inspired by Disneyland Paris’ Annual Pass Sponsorship program, Walt Disney World has an (apparently) limited-time offer where current AP holders can give a friend a “pass-along savings card,” which gives the friend a 10% discount on a new Annual Pass (or Premium Annual Pass), and a $25 Disney Gift Card kickback to the current AP-holder. The new AP must be purchased at the ticket gates, at the parks. (Details are in an enclosure with the current issue of the Mickey Monitor, the newsletter for Annual Passholders.)

I find this a somewhat worrisome development, as Annual Pass discounts for Walt Disney World are few and far between (and longtime fans know the last time they were offered was also during dire economic straits). As much as I’d love to take advantage of the promotion (hey, are any of my friends or family members planning to buy new Annual Passes before July 31st? want 10% off?), I can’t help but see this as a fairly desperate move to keep attendance up while the economy continues to falter. Sure, attendance is only off by about 1% at this point, and room reservations are expected to remain flat, but check these additional numbers from the Wall Street Journal:

Staggs said the “Buy 4, Get 3 Free” promotional pricing] offer in Orlando helped to lift room occupancy to 89% versus 88% in the prior year but also contributed to a 17% decrease in per-room spending. In Anaheim, the company didn’t have a comparable promotion and occupancy came in at 69%, down by 14 percentage points. Per-room spending at Disneyland Resort decreased by 6%.

The company’s revenue from its parks division fell 12% for the second quarter, while its operating income plunged 50%.

I’ll read that again: “Operating income plunged 50%.” Ouch.

Some would argue that Disney’s doing the right thing by going to any length to maintain market share, even if they incur significant losses in doing so. And they’re probably right. But it doesn’t make me feel any better.

Tank Riot: Irreverent Podcast on Jim Henson

11 May

If you’re a Muppets fan, like to laugh, and don’t mind when people start giggling about teabagging rallies, you gotta check out episode 71 of the Tank Riot podcast.

Here’s some vintage (and I mean vintage) Muppets footage from their show notes:

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