Reported Battery on “it’s a small world”?

2 Feb

From the Orlando Sentinel:

A person at Magic Kingdom called deputies Sunday to report a battery, but later declined to prosecute, reports show.

Jim Solomons at the Orange County Sheriff’s Office said the person called 911 dispatch operators at 3 p.m. alleging a battery at the It’s a Small World ride at Walt Disney World‘s Magic Kingdom theme park.

Reports show one guest elbowed another because he thought the man was trying to cut in line.

The real story here is that someone was allegedly cutting in line at “it’s a small world,” which implies that there was enough of a line for one to cut in.

People, people, people.

4 Responses to “Reported Battery on “it’s a small world”?”

  1. sambycat February 2, 2009 at 7:51 pm #

    Heh. Maybe these were the two that got banned for fighting later on!

  2. Lu February 2, 2009 at 11:23 pm #

    LOL…oh dear!

  3. Ken in Atlanta February 3, 2009 at 9:55 am #

    File this one under “Not Getting the Message of the Ride”.

  4. Doc Terminus February 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm #

    great insight… They missed the story…

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