Tag Archives: Santa Claus

Santa in Stormtrooper Custody?

25 Dec

From Gizmodo:

An Imperial Stormtrooper commando broke into Santa’s Factory on the North Pole yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting the owner and confiscating his sled. Joe Kwazansky, local spokesman for the Evil Galactic Empire in Los Angeles, appeared in a press conference this morning confirming the rumors of an Imperial takeover of Christmas’ celebrations. “The Emperor wants to assure His subjects that Xmas will continue as planned. The pug-nosed fatso, however, will pay for his crimes,” Mr. Kwazansky said amid the palpable shock in the press corps. Apparently, the arrest has occurred in connection with earlier reports on the manufacturing and stealth placement of Weapons of Mass Destruction

Hat tip: Dark Roasted Blend.

No, Virginia, Santa Is Not “Legally Approved”

15 Dec

Bizzaro story here . . . the Disney News has an item, courtesy of NBC, reporting that a man mistaken for Santa Claus was asked to leave Disney World. The strangest part?

Disney said [the man was removed] because Santa is not a character legally approved by the Disney management.

Um, yeah . . . anybody been to Holidays Around the World lately? Seems to me there were a few guys there looking remarkably like the man himself. So, I’d love to know the story behind the story.

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